Kissing the Broom

Story and Cadence just walked into the room...
Story said, "We kissed the broom... We pretended it was a boy and we kissed it!"
Cadence added, "Yea, we pretended it was the boy of our dreams and we kissed it!"
I asked who they were pretending it was.
Story, "I pretended it was Justin Bieber!"
Cadence, "I pretended it was Jack.  A boy named Jack."
Story added, "She doesn't know who she wants to marry, but she just knows she wants his name to be Jack."
Those two crack me up!